NAME: "Gagootz" a.k.a "OFM"
PHONE: 1 800 OUTTYA FRIGGIN MIND
ADDRESS: Who Cares
RANK: Underboss to Fat Sal -
Capo Di
Whacko
- Da Big Boss of Bubble Bum Gangster Association
OCCUPATION: Racketeering; Mouseketeerin; Computer Technician; Cabana Boy & WHATEVER ELSE I FEEL LIKE DOIN.
JOB DESCRIPTION: HANGIN OUT-DOIN THINGS
RAP SHEET: Murder; Loan Sharking; Littering; Not Using a Pooper Scooper; DOIN THINGS YA SHOULDN'T BE DOIN
HOBBIES: Chasin Skirts; Wearin Skirts; Chasin parked cars; Karate; Smakin whoevers in arms reach.
SKILLS: Taken Diapers off piss clams; Computer Technician; MAKEUP ARTIST-MAKIN YA DO THINGS YA DON'T WANNA DO.
| BBGA PROFILE #02 |
NAME: Crazy Joe "The Wizard"
RANK: Capo di Mamluke - Underboss to Gagootz
ADDRESS: Brooklyn. Here and There
PHONE: 1 800 WHERE'S MY FREAGIN MONEY
OCCUPATION: Hitman; Movie Critic; Toys R Us; Pet Detective; Shampoo Boy; Minnesota Vikings Male Cheerleader.
JOB DESCRIPTION: Doin somethin' - maybe on a certain day
RAP SHEET: None of your freagin business.
HOBBIES: lookin' for Money; Not Makin Money; losin' Money; never makin' Money
SKILLS: Rearranging dings, like peoples body parts
BBGA PROFILE #03
NAME: Philly D. a.k.a "THE VENDER"
RANK: Consigliere - South Joisey
ADDRESS: Wanna Be Motel - Long Branch NJ
PHONE: 1-900-GUMBALLS
OCCUPATION: Vendor of Bubble Gum Machines, Cigarettes, & Alcohol & Mary K Cosmetics. AA & NA Counselor.
JOB DESCRIPTION: Re-locating individuals to proper designations (dead or alive). Fixing State Permits.
President of the Ru Paul Fan Club.
RAP SHEET: Bogus Contracting Bids. Extortion - Stocking and reselling used dental floss in vending machines.
Streaking at Gay Pride Parade.
HOBBIES: Fishing. Gambling. Collecting Bellybutton lint.
SKILLS: Absolutely None Whatsoever!
BBGA PROFILE #04
NAME:
"BUTCH" a.k.a "HAPPY" a.k.a "LUMP LUMP"
PHONE:
DISCONNECTED
ADDRESS: Evicted
RANK:
Executive Chef to the Boss; Numbers Runner; Singer
OCCUPATION:
Ex-Boxer; Bookmaker; Longshoremen
JOB
DESCRIPTION:
Doin’ nuttin’; Ballbreaker First Class; Health Food Advisor
RAP SHEET:
Fightin’; fightin’ and more fightin’; Knockin out a cook for puttin' palm
oil in his salad.
HOBBIES: Complainin’; Arguin’; Worryin’; Fightin’
SKILLS: Screamin’; Yellin’; Cursin’; Fightin’; Great Cook
IN MEMORY OF BUTCH
(Click here to go to Memorial Website)
BBBGA PROFILE #05
NAME: DON
CHEECH - MESSINA
PHONE: 1-800-WHACKEM
ADDRESS: Palermo;
Sicily
RANK: Godfaaduh;
Grandfaaduh; BIGGA Big Boss
OCCUPATION:
Banker; Florist; Undertaker;
Bikini Runway Model; DJ
JOB DESCRIPTION: Owner
of WE WHACKEM - U SACKEM; Inc.
RAP SHEET:
Tryin’ tuh speak English; Impersonatin’ an American; Kat-nappin
HOBBIES:
Gardenin’; Playin’ Scopa; Savin’ $; Tryin’ tuh speak English
SKILLS:
Sign Language Expert (Italian Dialect Only)
BBGA PROFILE #06
NAME: "Joey
Linguine" a.k.a "DUDE"
(Gagootz's little brother; he was on the lamb in FL and turned into a
freagin surfer boy; but he's still family whatta ya gonna do?) PHONE: 1 800-DUDE ADDRESS: Believed to be somewhere in the Caribbean RANK: Overseas Crew Boss OCCUPATION: Beach bum and Small time petty thief; food
connoisseur; Hawaiian Hula Dancer. JOB
DESCRIPTION: Doing broads,
Surfing, eating peanut butter & jelly RAP SHEET: Trespassing, loitering, indecent exposure HOBBIES: Surfing, eating peanut butter & jelly sandwiches, surfing SKILLS: Surfing, eating peanut butter & jelly sandwiches, surfing
and occasional surfing.
BBGA
PROFILE #07
NAME:
FRANKIE PINKK a.k.a "HEAVY HANDS" aka "HEAVY"
BBGA PROFILE #08
PHONE: 1 800 - WRECKIN MACHINE
ADDRESS: GYMNASIUM
RANK: CAPO DE STEROIDS
OCCUPATION: PHARMACIST; PRES. DECAPITATION INC; DOG GROOMER
JOB DESCRIPTION: BUSTIN UP JOINTS; SEPARATING THINGS; GAY MEN'S
HEALTH ADVISOR
RAP SHEET: MURDER; EXTORTION; ASSAULT; POSSESSION; BAD BREATHE
HOBBIES: WORKIN OUT-BOXING-MARTIAL ARTS- FLEA COLLECTOR
SKILLS: SUPPLEMENTS EXPERT; BUBBLE BITER (bites other
peoples fart bubbles in bath tub)
Name:Pete D aka Mr. Fuhgedaboudit
BBGA
PROFILE #09
NAME: Jimmy C., a.k.a "The Mick" a.k.a "Snails" aka "The
Fisherman"
BBGA
PROFILE #10
BBGA
PROFILE #10
Phone: 1 888 Fuhgedaboudit
Address: Cloud 9
Rank: Crew Boss in Da Baatroom
Occupation: Comedian Hairdresser Hitman
Rap Sheet: Stealin hubcaps off moving School buses, Streaking, Impersonating an Impersonator
Hobbies: Pres. PeeWee Hermans Men in Bikinis Fight Club
Skills: Dental Floss Re Manufacturer
Website: http://www.petedelorenzo.com
Mob Radio: http://www.americanheartsradio.com/web-tv.php
PHONE: 1 800-FISH
ADDRESS: Upper East Side, Massachusetts
RANK: Crew Boss - Fish Market
OCCUPATION: Union Delegate; deep-sea fishing; Operates a
fish sandwich stand in front of his house on Saturdays;
alligator shoe
salesmen; concrete contractor.
JOB DESCRIPTION: Racketeering, fishing, courier, underwater
basket weaving, Inventor of Jimmy C's Fish Cologne; his add
campaign slogan goes like this: "Try Jimmy C's Fish Cologne and
you too will smell like you wanna be alone".
RAP SHEET: Smuggling McDonalds Fish Sandwiches between NY and
Mass; Cape Cod Mental Ward: Says he saw a mermaid.
HOBBIES: Using stool pigeons as shark bait, making concrete
shoes, having good clean
fun,
SKILLS: fishing, fishing, bating hooks, master baiter
