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Eh, Paisano! My name is Carmine "Mad Dog" Cabadosta. As of this very moment I am the Former Capo di tutti capi of The Cabadosta Family. I am now officially retired. And believe me, it ain't gonna be like one of those freagin Al Pacino movies "every time I try to get out; They pull me back in". I'm Through! Finito!
The Cabadosta Family is officially going out of business! I am packin my bags and skippin town. Da Feds are after me and I ain't doin no time in the slammer. Me and my pal Bootsie here are headed for Florida. I have given the family business over to a close family associate Fat Sal Maroni. But we just found out that he was a stinking rat and was woykin for da Feds. So I Whacked him. I dink it was a good ding for him anyways cause Madone! he got so fat he looked like a beached whale. Whatta ya mean you don't believe me....I swear to you, he was a fat slop....(he shoulda used Frankie Pinkk's Weight loss Drink) look for yourself! Fat Sal. (click Here)
Anyways, I have now given the family business over to Fat Sal's under boss; Gagootz.
Gagootz is now the Capo di tutti capi of the Newly Organized Bubble Gum Gangster Association. He will be taking over all the business in the 5 Boros, and anywhere else he wants to go.
All right enough talkin now; ya given me agida. Now get da heck atta here and go meet the new family.
I gotta train to catch.
Arrivederci, Have a Hershey, Ciao! |
Oh! nitwit! click on da gumball machine already would ya!
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Ooh! Moron, contact me at: billygagootz 
