Bubble Gum Gangster Association! 

 

FAMILY PROFILES 21 - 30

 

 

BBGA PROFILE #21

 

 

Name: Magic Man James

Phone:  1 800 Abra Kadabra

Address:  Ward 13 Bellvue Hospital

Rank: Security Surveillance

Occupation:  Entertainment, Master Magician, Latrine Orderly

Rap Sheet: Playing Hide and Seek at Church Illegal Downloading Caitland Jenner Lingerie Ballroom Dancing Videos

Hobbies: Snorkeling in the bathtub Pres. Invisible Man Fashion Designs

Skills: Hiding the salami and making things disappear (may be U)

BBGA PROFILE #22

NAME: “MIKEY SQUATZ”  a.k.a.  “NYYYCE” a.k.a "SQUIRTZ"

PHONE: 1-800-INSOMNIAC

ADDRESS: The Firehouse

RANK:   Capo De Adrenaline

OCCUPATION: F.D.N.Y.: Insurance Adjuster; Karate Teacher; Valet Parking; Pantyhouse Runway Model.

JOB DESCRIPTION:  Fire Insurance; Burn Dings; Security

RAP SHEET: False Alarms; Fraud; Grand Larceny

HOBBIES: Firbug; Fightin’; Marathon Runner; Football

SKILLS: Martial Arts; Cannoli Stuffer; Special Olympics - Hop Scotch Gold Medalist

BBGA PROFILE #23

NAME:    “CHARLIE DEUCE"  a.k.a.  "2 GUNS”   

PHONE:    1-888- GOOMBA

ADDRESS:  Unknown              

RANK: Capo De Scoodalooch

OCCUPATION:  Hitman; Confidante; Babysitter; Chairman of Boy Scouts of Italy; Welder; Musician

JOB DESCRIPTION: Whackin’ guys out; Interrogations; Negotiations; Charity events

RAP SHEET:  Murder; Kidnappin’; Armed robbery; Loiterin’; Fishin’ wittout a permit

HOBBIES:  Boxin’; Karaoke; Campin’

SKILLS:  Acting like an Actor; Pin setter in Bowling Alley.

 

BBGA PROFILE #24

 

 

NAME:  Mark a.k.a "THE HYPNOTIST"

PHONE:  1-800-HOUDINI

ADDRESS:  Over here-over dere-ya know

RANK: Capo De Twilight Zone

OCCUPATION: Hypnotist; Gay Marriage Counselor; Prosecuting Attorney; Estate Insurance Settlements

JOB DESCRIPTION: Changin’ Ya Mind About Dings; NAMBA Suicide Hot Line; Insurance Recipient to NAMBA suicide victims; President of Liberaci Fan Club; Sock Designer

RAP SHEET: Casino fraud; Money launderin’; Jury tamperin’; Jaywalkin’; Collectin’ $$ from dead NAMBA suicide victims

HOBBIES: Nudist; Snowboardin’ naked; Singin’ Donny Osmond songs; Tellin’ bad jokes

SKILLS:  Mind Control; Manipulation

 

NOTE: NAMBA Suicide Hot Line has lost the last 1000 clients to suicide.

 

BBGA PROFILE #25

"Coming Soon"

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BBGA PROFILE #26

NAME:    “MAMA” a.k.a  "Facha Bella"                                                                           

PHONE:    O11-34-BESHA-ME

ADDRESS:  Milazzo, Sicily

RANK:  MAMA

OCCUPATION:  Dietician; Spiritual Guidance Fuh Da Family

JOB DESCRIPTION: Cookin’; Cookin’; Prayin’; Cleanin’ Up Da Crew’s Mess

RAP SHEET: Usin’ Ronzoni Macaroni=Jarred Sauce

HOBBIES: Cookin’; Prayin’; Food shoppin’; Cleanin’

SKILLS:  Cookin’; Cleanin’; Prayin’; Double Dutch Champion; Old School Rapper

 

BBGA PROFILE #27

 

Bayonne Louie

PROFILE COMING

 

BBGA PROFILE #28

 

Coming Soon!

BBGA PROFILE #29

Coming Soon

Aladdin (Ali Babba)  Capo di Carpet Ride

 

BBGA PROFILE #30

Coming Soon!

Louie - Capo di Curlie Q

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gomma da masticare

(bubblegum gangsters)

casa bella

(home)

 

la cosa nostra

(join the family)

 

farfallone

(rudy vazzelino)

guestbook

(leave your comments)

Please don't forget to sign da guestbook or I'll give you a smack!

 

stupido

(mamaluke)


frankie pinkk's

weight loss drink

 

 

m.o.b. financial

(paulie gabagool)

 

 

 


wmob

(bubblegum broadcasting)